The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 30 Mar 1996 17:57:01 +0000
Hiya People... The latest offering from Joke of the Day is a list of April Fools pranks using phones...if any of you try them - I would be grateful if you kept me well out of it...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - A xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Don't forget about April Fools day on Monday! A simple, yet effective gag is called the "plastic wrap across the toilet rim" gag, but I'd hate to have people actually try that, so I won't even mention it. Phone gag: If you have a multiline system, call up the receptionist say you are the phone company and that you are cleaning the lines for dust and/or water built up in the lines. Tell the person to leave the all the phones phone off the hook until a certain time and not to let anyone use the phones, NO MATTER WHAT! See if the person goes for it. For more added effect, wait until they leave their desk, and spinkle some dust under the earpiece or leave a puddle of water. ----- Call someone up and say you are the utility man on the roof dealing with the "High Voltage Phone Fiber Optics" on the roof, and that because of the work you are doing, the phone will ring a lot. Tell them, no matter what, to NOT PICK UP THE PHONE OR ANSWER IT for ANY reason, or you might be electrocuted. Hang up, wait a minute and call again. Let the phone ring and ring until it is picked up. Give a blood curdling scream. (My friend tried this and the secretray was so shaken, they had to leave an annonymous note to tell her it was a joke.) ----- Leave a fake phone message pink slip to call a number. Give them the zoo's number, and ask for "Elli Fant" or "G. Raffe" or "Mr. Lyon" etc... make sure it is a department in the zoo who won't answer "DC National Zoo" or something. ---- Tape the hang up switch down. They pick up the phone, and it keeps ringing... ---- Hook up the modular phone cord to something silly, like a lamp, or a potted plant. A lot of people work in offices who have no idea how phones work, and will more than likely call in a repair guy... who will trace the line to the plant and make your schmuck look like a... well... schmuck. ---- Leave a message with a phone number to a fax or modem/data line. Make the message sound important. \=/, _-===-_-====-_-===-_-==========-_-====-_ | @___oo ( Joke of the Day! )_ /\ /\ / (___,,,}_--= ) ) /^\) ^\/ _) =__ To be added or deleted, send e-mail ) ) /^\/ _) (_ To: majordomo@gnt.com ) ) _ / / _) ( ) /\ )/\/ || | )_) (_ In the body of the message, type ) < > |(,,) )__) ( the words SUBSCRIBE JOKE ) || / \)___)\ (_ UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE __) | \____( )___) )___ -==-_____-=====-_____-=====-___== \______(_______;;; __;;; --- TLX 4.10 NO! Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company!