The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 9 Apr 1996 23:07:26 +0100
Hiya Guys and Gals...
Another offering from Alan - who clearly hasn't been working much
today...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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How do you distinguish a black bear from a brown bear?
Climb a tree; if the bear climbs it and eats you, it is a black bear, if it
knocks the tree down and eats you it is a brown bear.
and ...
A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed
that this bear can actually talk, silently taps the beer and serves it. The
bear says, "What do I owe you?" The bartender, realizing that, even though this
bear is smart, it probably hasn't been in many bars, decides to overcharge him.
"That'll be ten dollars," the bartender says. The bear forks over the money and
starts drinking his beer. After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his
curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a
conversation. "You know, we don't get many bears in this bar." The bear looks up
from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
[Actually, this last one works with dogs, llamas, and just about any non-human
creature.]