The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:41:57 +0100
Hiya...
Yet another one from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
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| Are there|No | Are there |"What's a| Are there clothes |No | Buy |
|clothes in|-->|clothes in | hamper?"| strewn in random |-->| more |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|-------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes|
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| Yes | Yes | Yes
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V
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| Take whatever |
| is on top |
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| | |
V V |
-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with |
| clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant |
-------- --------- -----------
| Yes | "Not bad"
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V
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|For underwear:|"Which ones are |Will they|"I may get |Place item on|
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; |
| holes? |--------------->| visible?|----------->| start over |
-------------- --------- -------------
| No | No
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V
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| Is it |Yes | Do you |Yes |But would you rather have a tick on|
|wrinkled?|--->|really care?|--->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? |
--------- ------------ -----------------------------------
| No | No | Yes
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V
-------- Kinda ------- ---------
| Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the|
| it | "Does it _what_?"| dark |---->|advice of|
| match? |----------------->| out? | | a female|
-------- ------- ---------
| Yes | Yes
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V
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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