Free Beer and a Little Dental Work

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 19 Apr 1996 17:46:44 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's the latest from Joke of the Day...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over 
the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! 
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
     
Bartender:  "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face
while doing it.  SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.  THIRD, there's
a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm.  You gotta make things
right for her.
     
Man:  Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it.  You 
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get 
crazier from there.
     
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands,
and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
     
Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
the most frightning roaring and thumping, then silence.
     
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
     
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
     
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