The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 19 Apr 1996 20:05:04 +0100
Hiya Guys and Gals... This one's also from Dragon...thanks Dave...I liked this one... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- >From a talk by R. James Woolsey, Director of Central Intelligence, >given at a conference on global organized crime. > "Just in case you think the FBI is not on the job, I have received a >true intercept (and this is not made up...it is not Saturday Night >Live) that the FBI made of itself while conducting an investigation in >San Diego. It was sent to me by a friend of mine who used to be with >counterintelligence in Washington. It is called "The FBI Pizza Call." >FBI agents conducted a raid of a San Diego psychiatric hospital that >was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of >reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents worked up >quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a >nearby pizza parlor to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The >following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI >because they were taping the hospital." > > Agent: "Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of >soda." > Pizza Man: "And where would you like them delivered?" > Agent: "We're over at the psychiatric hospital." > Pizza Man: "To the psychiatric hospital?" > Agent: "That's right. I'm an FBI agent." > Pizza Man: "You're an FBI agent?" > Agent: "That's correct. Just about everybody here is." > Pizza Man: "And you're at the psychiatric hospital?" > Agent: "That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the > front doors.We have them locked. You will have to go > around the back to the service entrance to deliver the >pizzas." > Pizza Man: "And you say you're all FBI agents?" > Agent: "That's right. How soon can you have them here?" > Pizza Man: "And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?" > Agent: "That's right. We've been here all day, and we're starving." > Pizza Man: "How are you going to pay for all of this?" > Agent: "I have my checkbook right here." > Pizza Man: "And you're all FBI agents?" > Agent: "That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you > remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service > entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked." > Pizza Man: "I don't think so." > > Click