The Loony Bin
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Fri, 19 Apr 1996 20:05:04 +0100
Hiya Guys and Gals...
This one's also from Dragon...thanks Dave...I liked this one...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded message follows -------
>From a talk by R. James Woolsey, Director of Central Intelligence,
>given at a conference on global organized crime.
> "Just in case you think the FBI is not on the job, I have received a
>true intercept (and this is not made up...it is not Saturday Night
>Live) that the FBI made of itself while conducting an investigation in
>San Diego. It was sent to me by a friend of mine who used to be with
>counterintelligence in Washington. It is called "The FBI Pizza Call."
>FBI agents conducted a raid of a San Diego psychiatric hospital that
>was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of
>reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents worked up
>quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a
>nearby pizza parlor to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The
>following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI
>because they were taping the hospital."
>
> Agent: "Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of
>soda."
> Pizza Man: "And where would you like them delivered?"
> Agent: "We're over at the psychiatric hospital."
> Pizza Man: "To the psychiatric hospital?"
> Agent: "That's right. I'm an FBI agent."
> Pizza Man: "You're an FBI agent?"
> Agent: "That's correct. Just about everybody here is."
> Pizza Man: "And you're at the psychiatric hospital?"
> Agent: "That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the
> front doors.We have them locked. You will have to go
> around the back to the service entrance to deliver the
>pizzas."
> Pizza Man: "And you say you're all FBI agents?"
> Agent: "That's right. How soon can you have them here?"
> Pizza Man: "And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?"
> Agent: "That's right. We've been here all day, and we're starving."
> Pizza Man: "How are you going to pay for all of this?"
> Agent: "I have my checkbook right here."
> Pizza Man: "And you're all FBI agents?"
> Agent: "That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
> remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service
> entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked."
> Pizza Man: "I don't think so."
>
> Click