The Loony Bin
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Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:29:04 +0100
Hiya Guys and Gals...
Here's a contribution from Alan who has joined Chuck in the contest to
see who can do the least work...thanks Alan...
- Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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[This is best read aloud.]
COLUMN CLOSER, Jerry Rowland, Centralia,
Page 8 - The Telekare MINING CONNECTION Jan-Feb-Mar-96
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorse. The
attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of
those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't
understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer replied, "No, I don't have a Case,
but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean
do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I
keep my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The
attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer
said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." The attorney said, "Well, is she a
nagger or something?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our
last child was, and that's why I want the dayvorce."