The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 4 May 1996 13:17:57 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a little snippet that Rob found for us in an IOP publication...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Components we'd like to see #1: The Paralytic Capacitor
Function: Tells you when you've drunk too much.
Sensitivity Range: 300ml to 11 pints.
Preferred Units: Millibars or brontoburbs.
Contruction: Laminated epoxy/compressed porky scratching mix.