Physics Examiners Reports...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 5 May 1996 12:06:33 +0100


Hiya Folks...

A little something from Rob for those of you facing exams...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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        Examiners reports.

Princetown Uni. Fall semester, science faculty. Seventeenth grade 1948.

Candidate: Dick Feynman.

        The candidate spent the whole time drawing silly squiggly 
        diagrams and playing bongos.    Fail.



Trinity Coll. Cambridge, the Year of our Lord 1666.

Candidate: Isaac Newton

        As it is to please your grace, yr. Candidate has shown little 
        ability for ye Physike, in that he insisteth on using diverse
        and sundrie methods viz: Fluxions and argues withal against the
        calculus of Leibnitz. He also insisted on eatynge an Apple
        throughout the examme.     Sobeit, he failles.



Zurich Gemeinshaft Hochschule, Class 68  1904.

Rekord : Einstein, A.

        Sehr gemutsiche herren: Please let it be known that the 
        candidate spent the entire exam flashing a watch in peoples 
        faces. He also claimed that his twin brother had gone off in a 
        rocket and would arrive back soon having already completed the 
        exam. Worst of all he answered all the questions in German. 
        Fail.