The Loony Bin
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Sun, 5 May 1996 12:06:33 +0100
Hiya Folks... A little something from Rob for those of you facing exams... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Examiners reports. Princetown Uni. Fall semester, science faculty. Seventeenth grade 1948. Candidate: Dick Feynman. The candidate spent the whole time drawing silly squiggly diagrams and playing bongos. Fail. Trinity Coll. Cambridge, the Year of our Lord 1666. Candidate: Isaac Newton As it is to please your grace, yr. Candidate has shown little ability for ye Physike, in that he insisteth on using diverse and sundrie methods viz: Fluxions and argues withal against the calculus of Leibnitz. He also insisted on eatynge an Apple throughout the examme. Sobeit, he failles. Zurich Gemeinshaft Hochschule, Class 68 1904. Rekord : Einstein, A. Sehr gemutsiche herren: Please let it be known that the candidate spent the entire exam flashing a watch in peoples faces. He also claimed that his twin brother had gone off in a rocket and would arrive back soon having already completed the exam. Worst of all he answered all the questions in German. Fail.