The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Wed, 8 May 1996 14:05:21 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Another wierd and wonderful item for you all to enjoy...with the
possible exception of the geeks who might be more inclined to use it as
a list of instructions...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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Geeks and....erm....romance.
What do Geeks find (or do that is) romantic?
1. Stalking.
2. Wearing night vision goggles while perched in a tree or something.
(see 1)
3. Asking a girl out while speaking "Klingon". Then laughing when she
doesn't understand.
4. Calling 1-900 numbers.
5. Finding a teleconferencing BBS and looking for girls.
6. Walking nonchalantly through the lingerie section of Sears 3 or 4
times, sneaking quick furtive glances.
7. Dressing up as a Federation of Planets Admiral - because hey, chicks
dig the people with the highest rank.
8. Setting your CASIO watch to beep when you're next to some girl and
hoping she'll say:"Wow Bernard, is that that the new Casio GMT-
90 with global positioning tracking and indiglo? you're cool."
9. Playing some "interactive sex" game on your computer.
10. GIFs! GIFs!