The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 9 May 1996 05:34:07 +0100
Hiya Folks... In keeping with our tradition of finding the very strangest stuff for you to read...here is something quite bizarre... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Type of People You Might Meet in the Mens Room EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not. CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink. CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor. WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. TOUGH : Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry - reads with other hand. EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both. DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat. DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants. SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.