The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 9 May 1996 05:34:07 +0100
Hiya Folks...
In keeping with our tradition of finding the very strangest stuff for
you to read...here is something quite bizarre...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Type of People You Might Meet in the Mens Room
EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips
shorts.
SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not.
CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is
fixed.
TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and
comes back later.
INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.
WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit
fly or bug.
ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it
bubble.
TOUGH : Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip
dry - reads with other hand.
EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants.
SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows
man in next stall will get blamed.