The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 12 May 1996 10:49:54 +0100
Hiya People... This one is from Shelley's work and forwarded by Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** The world is full of Kings and Queens *** *** Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams *** *** It's heaven and hell... *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- The first Cloning of an Anglican Priest. Reminds me of the experimental research they did a few years ago at Berkeley on cloning. The first successful clone was that of an Anglican priest. It was an ideal clone in almost every respect. He made parish visits, entertained all the children, attended all the various diocesan meetings, allowing the real priest time to study and write ever more wonderful sermons. The only problem was the clone had a very foul mouth and constantly embarrassed the original priest. Finally, after repeated warnings, the real priest took his clone out for a drive and a stern talking-to in the Berkeley Hills. While there the clone let loose with such a string of awfulness, the original, in a fit of rage, pushed him off the edge of the cliff. Just then a Highway Patrolman came around the bend, saw what was happening and jumped out of his car to arrest the priest - for making an obscene clone fall.