The Butler...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 21 May 1996 10:40:51 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's one from Joke of the Day...I have an annoying feeling one of you
sent me a copy of this after I already had it on file, but I can't
remember which of you it was...thanks anyway...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

There was a butler who worked for a wealthy couple.  The husband was
old, and the wife young and beautiful.  One night the couple went out to
dinner, and the butler stayed at their house.

The young wife returned home earlier than the husband, and she called
the butler, Sam, into her room.  She told him:

"Sam, I want you to take my shoes off."  Sam took her shoes off.

"Sam, now I want you to take my stockings off."  Sam took her stockings
off.

"Now, Sam, take off my dress.  My bra, and my panties.  And Sam, if I
ever catch you wearing my clothes again..."


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