The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 29 May 1996 08:36:34 +0100
Hiya People... I told you I didn't think we'd seen the last of these... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- When it became obvious the plane would crash, the attendants were giving last minute instructions. One nervous passenger asked, "How often do these aircraft crash?" The stewardess replied, "Only once." --------------- Did you hear ValuJet is increasing prices so that they can upkeep the planes better? They now charge an arm and a leg. --------------- What did one gator say to the other gator, after the 592 crash? "Oh, that must be the new MacDonald-Douglas adult Valu-meal." --------------- What's the difference between ValuJet and the higher priced airlines? On the full-service airlines you get a meal. On ValuJet, you ARE the meal. --------------- What was the special meal on Flight 592? Smoked salmon. --------------- What does ValuJet now serve as complimentary beverage on its flights? Gatorade. ----------------------------------------------- The day after the crash, Valujet customers requesting a flight from Miami were told that they were swamped. ----------------------------------------------- One Valujet customer asked them how much for a one-way flight from Miami to the Everglades.