Old man Murphy...

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Thu, 6 Jun 1996 08:50:55 +0100


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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he
just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over
into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of
her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell.
When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old
Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between
sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"

"I don't think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go to
the men's room."