Doing the Laundry...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 13 Jun 1996 02:21:27 +0100


Hiya Guys & Gals...

Another little something for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

This young couple got married.  On their honeymoon they were very
anxious to consummate the marriage because they were both virgins.
They had saved themselves for the right partner and for marriage.
Because of their sexual inexperience they were a bit uncomfortable
discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the
laundry" to use in place of "making love" or "having sex".  This made
them both more comfortable with the whole concept.  

Well the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful.  They both had
many years of pent up sexual frustration to expend so they "did the
laundry" no less than 5 times that first night and finally fell asleep
together completely exhausted. 

In the middle of the night the new husband woke up and he was ready to
do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her "can we
do the laundry again?" but she was very tired and all of this new
abrasive activity had taken it's toll on her body.  She told him that
she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning.  

A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty.  Her new
husband had saved himself for her for many years.  What he had asked for
wasn't unreasonable and she decided she should go ahead and "do the
laundry with him again".  She gently shook him and said "honey, I'm
sorry I denied you...we can do the laundry again if you want" and he
replied "that's ok...it was a small load...I did it by hand."