The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Tue, 18 Jun 1996 08:03:14 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
We've had the female version of this...here's the other side of the
coin...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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**** Chemical Analysis of Man ****
Element : MAN
Symbol : XY
Common Name(s) : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight : 180+/-100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out
of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Pretty
basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.