The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 20 Jun 1996 07:33:34 +0100
Hiya Folks...
This story is PBA (pretty bloody awful) but I know just which of you
will like it...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That
is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."