The Loony Bin
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Fri, 21 Jun 1996 08:36:48 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a story about a blind man and some nuns...enjoy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the
two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,
and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a
knock at the door
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"