The Loony Bin
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Sat, 22 Jun 1996 11:31:53 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a little Falklands humour for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Despite acts of great heroism, three British soldiers returned from the
Falkland Islands without being decorated. The captain called them into
his office to explain.
"Bit of a cock-up in the medals department, chaps," he said. "So the
regiment has decided give you ten pounds sterling for each inch of
measurement between any two parts of your bodies. Private, which
measurement for you?"
"Tip of me toes to the top of me head, sah!"
"That's 720 pounds. Well done, private. Corporal?"
"Tip of one hand to the tip of the other, me arms outstretched, sah!"
The captain took the measurement. "Six feet, two inches....740 pounds.
Very good, corporal. Sergeant, how about you?"
"Tip of me prick to me balls, sah!"
"Very well. Drop your trousers, then." The captain put his tape measure
at one end of the man's penis, then looked up and asked, "Where are your
balls, sergeant?"
"Goose Green, Falklands, sah!"