The Loony Bin
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Tue, 25 Jun 1996 04:00:45 +0100
Hiya All...
Here are a variety of answers to the eternal chicken question...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Any Philosophy 101 Professor:
Why not?
Jane Austen:
Because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single chicken,
being possessed of a good fortune and presented with a good road, must
be desirous of crossing.
Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.
Neil Armstrong:
One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.
Roseanne Barr:
Urrrrrp. What chicken?
The Beatles:
To be free as a bird!
Lavrenti Beria (ex-head of the KGB):
This is a State Secret -- we have informants everywhere.
Lucien Bouchard:
So that it could be SEPARATE!