The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 4 Jul 1996 02:56:46 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are some more nuns for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A man is driving down a lonely highway and night when, all of a sudden, he passes a sign which reads 'Sisters of Mercy - House of Prostitution - 30 miles'. It takes him a second or two to react and he says to himself 'Damn - did I really just see what I thought I saw?'. Ten miles further down the road the sign appears again 'Sisters of Mercy - House of Prostitution - 20 miles'. Ten miles down the road, the same sign and then, finally, 'Sisters of Mercy - House of Prostitution - next exit'. He takes the exit and arrives in front of a large convent house. He goes to the door and knocks. An elderly nun answers. - Excuse me sister, says the man, is this, in fact, a house of prostitution? - Yes it is - you've come to the right place, says the old nun. - How much does it cost, for, for ummmm. - Don't be shy, it's $200 for a good time, says the nun. The man pays the elderly nun 200 dollars and is told to go down the hall until the end, to turn right at the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary and continue to the third door on the right. - That's the place you want, says the old nun. The man follows the instructions, goes down the hall, turns right at the statue, goes to the third door on the right, goes through it, shuts it behind him and finds himself outside, facing a large neon sign which says... 'Congratulations - you've just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy!'