Church Poking...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 9 Jul 1996 12:27:01 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's another story from church...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the
sermon.

The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long
hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "...
and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th.." she
poked her husband who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God
all mighty".The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on
with his sermon.

The man sat back down, muttering under his breath. and later began to
doze off again when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross
to save us from our sins..." the wife hit him again and he jumped up and
shouted "Jesus Christ". The Minister said "that's right, That's Right"
and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife carefully and when the
minister got to "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of
their second child" the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped
up and said "If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break it
off".