The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 11 Jul 1996 11:20:19 +0100
Hiya People... Erm...dead dogs... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- An eccentric dowager had two miniature poodles that she was very attached to. One day they both contracted an infection and died. She decided, in honor of their memory, to have them stuffed and took them to a local taxidermist. "Would you like them mounted, madam?" asked the taxidermist. "Goodness, no! Just holding paws!"