The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 17 Jul 1996 13:45:02 +0100
Hiya Loonies... It's time to hear confession... Wishes and Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A priest comes back from having lunch and his stomach is very disturbed. He is supposed to take confessions but is in agony to go to the bathroom. Just then he's sees janitor Henry and calls him over. "Henry, you have to take confession for me." Henry is taken aback " But father I can't - I don't know what to say." The Priest insists "Sure you do - you've been to confession before, just sit in there and pretend to be me for a few minutes...I have to go to the bathroom." So janitor Henry goes over to the box and opens the window. The man on the other side says "Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been three days since my last confession." "Uhh...what was your sin, my child?" Henry muttered. "I had impure thoughts, and I took the Lord's name in vain." "Uhh...two Hail Marys and three Our Fathers" he rattled off. "Thank you, Father." Henry started to gain a little confidence. This wasn't so hard. The next man came in. "Bless me father for I have sinned, it's been a week since my last confession." "What was your sin?" Henry asked confidently. "I paid a prostitute to perform oral sex on me, Father." Henry sweated. This was tough. This was a biggie. He glanced out of the curtain looking for the priest but he was nowhere in sight. Just then the altar boy, Jimmy, walked by. "Jimmy, Jimmy..." called Henry. The boy came over and Henry asked "Jimmy, what does the father give for a blow job?" Jimmy, without batting an eye, said "Five bucks and a Snickers bar."