It's OK, we've got plenty...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:13:11 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a tale of folk from different states...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Three hunters, a Texan, a Californian and a Coloradan, are gathered
around a campfire.  The three have been drinking and bragging about the
virtues of their home states.

Suddenly, the Texan says, "Watch this."  He opens a bottle of  tequila,
takes a swig, tosses it in the air, pulls out a pearl-handled revolver
and shoots the bottle cleanly in two.   "It's a shame to waste that good
liquor," the Californian says.  "It's OK," the Texan replies. "Where I
come from, we've got plenty  of that."

Not to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of white
zinfandel. He pulls off the cork, takes a drink, throws the bottle in
the air, whips out an assault rifle and blasts the bottle,  sending
shards of glass everywhere.  "Shame to waste good wine," the Texan says.
"It's OK," the Californian says.  "We've got plenty in my state."

At this point, the Coloradan stands up.  He pulls out a Coors, twists
off the cap and guzzles the entire beer.  He throws the  bottle high in
the air, pulls out a shotgun, empties both barrels into the Californian
and neatly catches the bottle.  The Texan stands in shock.  The
Coloradan calmly puts the gun down.  "It's OK," he says, "We've got
plenty of them in my state.  Besides,  this bottle is worth a nickel".