Heaven and Hell...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:13:50 +0100


Hiya All...

Another example of the differences between heaven and hell...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Fred and Hans die. Hans goes to heaven, Fred goes to hell.

Hans is cruising around heaven. Not much happening. It's just like a
glorified old age home, and wonders how his friend Fred is doing in
hell.  So he leans off a cloud and takes a look.

Fred is sitting in hell with a beautiful busty blonde sitting on his
lap, and a beer in one hand!

Hans is pissed off he's in heaven.

So Hans checks old J.C coming along and says; "Hey, why is Fred sitting
in hell with a blonde on his lap and a beer in his hand, and I'm in
heaven with nothing?"

J.C says; "It ain't what it seems, the beer has a hole in the bottom of
it and the blonde doesn't!"