Family Problems...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 1 Aug 1996 09:02:37 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another bit of strangeness for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


This guy goes into a bar and asks for 6 shots of the strongest booze the
bartender has.  

The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, what's wrong?" 

The guy says, "I just found out my brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy goes in again and asks for 8 shots.  Again,
the bartender asks what's wrong. The guy says that he found out that his
son is gay. 

Yet the next day, the guy goes up to the bartender again and asks for 15
shots.

"Damn," the bartender says, "doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

"Yeah," says the man, "my wife!"