The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 2 Aug 1996 08:15:00 +0100

Hiya All...

Meet Bubba...

Wishes & Dreams...


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'Lil Bubba asked his Grandmother how old she was, to which she  
 replied, "That's none of your business, boy."  

So he asked how much she weighed and again she replied, "That's none of
your business, boy."  

Then he asked why she and Grandpa slept in separate bedrooms. 

Grandma got angry at this point and sent him off to play.

'Lil Bubba went straight to his Grandpa and explained what happened and
was told him that Grandmothers are like that, but if he really wanted to
know, to sneak a peek at her drivers license in her purse.

Later 'Lil Bubba approached Grandma and said, "I know that you are 64
years old, weigh 147 pounds and that the reason you don't sleep with
Grandpa is because you got an "F" in SEX!!!


Bubba was complaining to a good friend, "I had it all - money, a
beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman - then, POW!
it was all gone!"

"What happened?" asked the friend.

Bubba sadly replied, "My wife found out...."


Bubba found a lamp and decided to rub the dust off.  

Then (you guessed it) a Genie appeared.  

Bubba was told he would be granted three wishes, but everything Bubba
got, his mother-in-law gets twice.

Bubba's first wish is for $10 million.  The Genie reminded Bubba that
his mother-in-law will get $20 million. 

Bubba said, "That's OK."

His next wish was for a house by the sea.  Once again the Genie reminded
Bubba that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea.

Again Bubba said, "That's OK."

For his final wish, Bubba asked "Now I wish you would beat me half to