The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 10 Aug 1996 08:24:49 +0100
Hiya People... Here's a tale which might lead you to check which signs you sit near... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A lady, about seven months pregnant, got onto a streetcar and sat down upon which she noticed the man opposite her smiling. Feeling humiliated, she changed her seat. This time his smile turned into a grin, so she changed her seat again. The man seemed more amused than ever, so again she moved, and immediately the man burst into laughter. Feeling highly insulted the woman complained to the conductor who had the man arrested. The case came up in court and the judge asked the man if he had anything to say, whereupon the man replied: "Well your honor, it was this way. When the lady got on the car I could not help but notice her condition, which in itself did not amuse me a bit, but when she sat down under a sign that read 'THE GOLD DUST TWINS ARE COMING,' I had to smile." "Then when she moved and sat down under another sign which read, 'SLOANS LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THAT SWELLING,' I was forced to grin." "Then she got up and moved under a sign that read 'WILLIAMS STICK DID IT!' I thought that was about the limit." "The final straw was when she got up again and moved under the sign which read 'GOODYEAR RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT,' I just lost control of myself!"