Dean of Women...

The Loony Bin ( )
Sun, 11 Aug 1996 12:02:43 +0100

Hiya Loonies...

Here's a short one for you...

Wishes & Dreams...


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The dean of women, addressing her charges, concluded:

"And remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but
that of the school.  When importuned by young men, ask yourself:  Is an
hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace?  Now, are there any

A young lady raised her hand instantly and said:

"Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"