The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 16 Aug 1996 11:47:40 +0100

Hiya All...

Here are some more quotes for you...

Wishes & Dreams...


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"It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either."
     Kevin White, mayor of Boston

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
     Wernher von Braun

In the land of the dark, the Ship of the Sun is driven by
     the Grateful Dead.
     Egyptian Book of the Dead

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
     You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking
     is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional
     and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good
     bus drivers.

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand,
     somebody will.

While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great
     bargaining position.

God is real, unless declared integer.

Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of
     its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
     Indian proverb

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
    "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
     Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Admiration, n.:
    Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
    Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
    A:To stamp out forest fires.
    Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
    A:To stamp out flaming ducks.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom
    door you're on.

"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty
    teenager asked her mother.
    " Encouragement, dear," she replied.

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
    since I first called my brother's father dad.
    William Shakespeare, "King John"

Naeser's Law:
    You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it

    The one who has the gold makes the rules.

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

Prime Minister Joseph Chamberlain loves the working man --
    he loves to see him work.
    Winston Churchill

Satellite Safety Tip No.14:
    If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.

Chemicals, n.:
    Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows."
    Yiddish saying

If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers
    know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

Virtue is its own punishment.

Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal
    systems theory.