The Loony Bin
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Thu, 29 Aug 1996 13:46:06 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here are some useful definitions of medical terms for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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MEDICAL TERMS
* Adenoids - People from Outerspace
* Impotent - Distinguished, well known
* AIDS - Helpers
* Inflammation - The rising cost of living
* Anal - No Score
* Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
* Artery - Study of Painting
* Mammary Gland - Used for remembering things
* Bacteria - Backdoor to a Cafeteria
* Medical Staff - Doctor's Cane
* Barium - What doctors do if treatment fails
* Morbid - Higher Offer
* Bowel - A letter like A-E-I-O-U
* Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate
* Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
* Outpatient - Person who has fainted
* Catheter - String Instrument
* Placenta - Place in the middle
* Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty
* Pap Smear - Paternity Test
* Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
* Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis
* Colon - Call upon a person
* Post-Operative - Mail Carrier (Mailman)
* Colic - A sheep dog
* Prostate - Flat on your back
* Congenital - Friendly
* Recovery Room - Place to do Upholstery
* D & C - Where the White House is
* Rectum - Dang near killed 'em
* Dilate - To live long
* Rheumatic - Amorous
* Enema - Not a friend
* Secretion - Hiding something
* Fester - Quicker
* Seizure - Pick her up
* Fibula - A small lie
* Tablet - Small table
* Genital - Non-Jewish
* Terminal Illness - Getting sick at Airport
* G I Series - Soldier Baseball
* Tibia - Country in North Africa
* Hangnail - Coat Hook
* Tumour - Another two
* High Coloni - Jewish Religious Holiday
* Urine - Opposite of "You're out"
* Hormone - Noise made by Prostitutes
* Varicose Vein - Extremely fond of yourself