Surgery...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 8 Sep 1996 18:53:45 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Another one from Chuck...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Surgery
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. 
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You 
open them up and everything inside is numbered."
  
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You 
open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
  
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and 
everything inside is color-coded.
  
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless 
spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangable."