Ham And eggs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 10 Sep 1996 17:27:50 +0100


Hiya All...

A pig and a chicken have a different point of view...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event
was taking place.  Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to
the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.  "Why don't we offer them ham and
eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily.  "For you, that's a contribution.
For me, it's a total commitment."