The Golfers' Sons...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 10 Sep 1996 17:28:12 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another of those strange things which come in from time to
time...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Four friends are out playing golf.

One of them is in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing
their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the
homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter but now owns his own 
design and contracting firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last 
year, he was able to give his good friend and brand new home as a 
gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career
as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so
successful in fact, in the last six months, he gave a friend two brand
new cars as a gift."

The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage
and in the last few weeks, has given a good friend a large stock
portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell you the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned
out," he replies. 

"For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser and I've recently just
discovered that he is a practicing homosexual. But on the bright side,
he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have
given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock
certificates!"