The Loony Bin
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Fri, 13 Sep 1996 03:28:02 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Something from Alan, and how true it is...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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It occurred to me.. imagine if architects rebuilt the same building
that fell down to see if it'll fall down again... ???
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There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a
chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The
car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down
the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical
engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be a grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer engineer, who has said nothing, and say:
"Well, what do you think?"
"Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"