Who's The Boss...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 15 Sep 1996 18:30:19 +0100


Hiya All...

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Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

                         Who's The Boss?
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When the body was made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said
"Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be boss".

The feet said: "Since I must do all the work, take the man where he
wants to go and get him into position to do what the brain wants, I
should be the boss".

The hands said: "Since I must earn all the money by doing all the work
in order to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss".

And so it went on with the heart, the ears, the lungs and finally the
arsehole spoke up and demanded that it be made boss. All the parts
laughed and laughed at the idea of the arsehole being boss.

The arsehole was so angered that it blocked himself off and refused to
function. So the brain was feverish, and the eyes crossed and ached, the
feet were weak to walk and the hands hung limply at the sides, the heart
and lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the brain to give up and let the arsehole be boss. And
so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the arsehole
bossed and passed out alot of shit...

THE MORAL:  You don't have to have a brain to be boss. Just an arsehole.