Funeral Procession...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 19 Sep 1996 16:10:19 +0100


Hiya Folks...

See who's following the funeral procession...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by.  Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then
about 200 men walking in single file.  

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked
him who was in the first hearse.

"My wife," the man replied.

"I'm sorry," said Bill.  "What happened to her?"

"My dog bit her and she died."

Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.

The man replied, "My mother-in-law.  My dog bit her and she died as
well."

Bill thought about this for a while.  He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"

To which the man replied, "Get in line."