The Loony Bin
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Mon, 30 Sep 1996 16:58:05 +0100
Hiya People...
Some famous quotes on marriage for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
ps. Has anyone (who knows her) heard from Di...???...her email is
bouncing...
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his
success. - Jim Backus
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel
Coward, 1956
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the
house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. - Sacha Guitry
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before
she finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's
fiancee
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
Europe. - Jackie Mason
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.