The Loony Bin
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Tue, 8 Oct 1996 21:25:27 +0100
Hiya All...
Here's another dodgy story...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no
excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or
a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
responds with:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."