The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 9 Oct 1996 16:11:59 +0100
Hiya All... Here's one from Fredrik that's been sitting in my mailbox for ages...some ValueJet slogans... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- 1. Valujet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. Valujet:: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On certain flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has lots of experience consoling next of kin. 7. Are our engines too noisy? Don't worry, we'll turn them off. 8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall. 9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 10. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 11. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes? 12. Our pilots are terminally ill & have nothing to lose. 13. ValuJet: We may be landing on your street. 14. ValuJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 15. Bring a bathing suit. 16. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but we try to get as close as possible for the best view. 17. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots. 18. ValuJet: Because real men land where they want.