Second thoughts of a Hijacker

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 16 Oct 1996 14:10:18 +0100


Hiya All...

Somewhere over the ocean...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A cargo plane is in mid-flight way out over the ocean when suddenly the
cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a
startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and stewardess. He holds his gun at
the pilot's head and says, "Take this plane to {wherever} or I'm gonna
spill your brains all over the place".

The pilot calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and says "Look buddy,
if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die
along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks about this and then holds the gun at the copilot's
head and says "Take this plane to {wherever} or I'm gonna spill HIS
brains all over the place."

But the copilot also calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and says
"Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the
shock of my being killed like that. So if you shoot me, this plane will
still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of
us."

The hijacker thinks about this for a moment and then holds the gun at
the navigator's head and says "Take this plane to {wherever} or I'm
gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."

But the navigator calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and says "I
wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of
direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag
much less get this plane to {wherever}. So if you shoot me, this plane
will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest
of us."

The hijacker thinks some more, shrugs and this time holds the gun at the
stewardess's head and says "Take this plane to {wherever} or I'm gonna
spill HER brains all over the place."

No one says a word but the stewardess leans over and whispers something
into the hijacker's ear. The hijacker turns beet red, drops his gun, and
runs out of the cockpit in a panic.

Later after the crew has tracked down the hijacker (whom they found
cowering behind some crates in the hold) and tied him up, the pilot asks
the stewardess what she said that terrified the man so.

"I told him, sir, that if he killed me, HE'd be the one who'd have to
give you guys your blowjobs."