Bill Gates again...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:53:42 +0100


Hiya People...

More tales of Bill Gates...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


God decided to end life on earth.  He also decided to call three leaders
to Him and tell them about it.  

So He called to His chambers Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.

After greeting them, He informed them that he had had it with the
situation on earth, and was going to destroy it.  They were to tell
people to prepare for the end, which would be that Friday.

Each returned to his governing board.

Bill Clinton stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some good news,
and some bad news.  The good news is that there IS a God. The bad news
that He is unhappy with earth, and will destroy it on Friday.

Boris Yeltsin stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some bad news
and some worse news.  The bad news is that there IS a God. The worse
news is that He is unhappy with the earth and plans to destroy it this
Friday.

Bill Gates stood before his board and Said, "I have some great news and
some FANTASTIC news.  The great news is that God thinks I am one of the
three most powerful men in the world.  The FANTASTIC news is that we
don't have to fix WINDOWS 95.