The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:53:42 +0100
Hiya People... More tales of Bill Gates... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- God decided to end life on earth. He also decided to call three leaders to Him and tell them about it. So He called to His chambers Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. After greeting them, He informed them that he had had it with the situation on earth, and was going to destroy it. They were to tell people to prepare for the end, which would be that Friday. Each returned to his governing board. Bill Clinton stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that there IS a God. The bad news that He is unhappy with earth, and will destroy it on Friday. Boris Yeltsin stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that there IS a God. The worse news is that He is unhappy with the earth and plans to destroy it this Friday. Bill Gates stood before his board and Said, "I have some great news and some FANTASTIC news. The great news is that God thinks I am one of the three most powerful men in the world. The FANTASTIC news is that we don't have to fix WINDOWS 95.