The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:54:15 +0100
Hiya All... How do they decide who gets into Heaven...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Three nuns are driving along the road when they have a fatal accident. They're on their way to Heaven when St. Peter stops them at the Pearly Gates and explains that the Big Guy has recently made some changes. Everyone must first answer a skill testing question correctly before they're allowed to enter. He begins with the 1st nun: "Who was the 1st man on earth?" "Adam, of course", she replies. Suddenly all kinds of lights start flashing, bells and whistles start shrieking, the Pearly Gates open up and into Heaven she walks. St. Peter then asks the 2nd nun: "Who was the 1st woman on earth?" "It was Eve, of course", she replies. Suddenly all kinds of lights start flashing, bells and whistles start shrieking, the Pearly Gates open up and into Heaven she walks. St. Peter then asks the 3rd nun: "What were the 1st words that Eve spoke to Adam?" The 3rd nun visibly shows shock and despair at the difficulty of the question. She thinks and thinks and finally scratches her head, gives up and says: "Boy, that's a hard one!!" Suddenly all kinds of lights start flashing, bells and whistles start shrieking..........