The Loony Bin
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Mon, 21 Oct 1996 16:50:13 +0100
Hiya All...
More for your collection of absurd signs...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In another Japanese hotel room:
Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid.
In a Hongkong supermarket:
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-
service.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop - Drive Sideways.
In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
In a Vienna hotel:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.