More signs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 21 Oct 1996 16:50:13 +0100


Hiya All...

More for your collection of absurd signs...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

In a Leipzig elevator:
        Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
        Special today -- no ice cream.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
        Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In another Japanese hotel room:  
        Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Japanese hotel:  
        You are invited to take advantage of the  chambermaid.

In Yugoslavian hotel:  
        The flattening of underwear with  pleasure is the job of the 
        chambermaid.

In a Hongkong supermarket:  
        For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-
        service.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:  
        Stop - Drive Sideways.

In the window of a Swedish furrier:  
        Fur coats made for ladies  from their own skin.

In a Vienna hotel:  
        In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.