The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 21 Oct 1996 16:50:13 +0100
Hiya All... More for your collection of absurd signs... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Hongkong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self- service. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop - Drive Sideways. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.