Free Willy...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 22 Oct 1996 12:43:44 +0100


Hiya All...

Another daft one...who makes these things up...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 DECAP........

 There once was a Bobbitt named John
 Who thought he was quite the Don Juan
 His wife disagreed
 So the next time he wee'd
 John couldn't locate his wand.

 Lorena wished John could be nicer
 But he wasn't much of a de-icer
 If she finds a new spouse
 Let us hope he's no louse
 Or we might have our first serial slicer.

 A surgeon was filled with great tension
 Trying to sew on a thing we can't mention
 He stitched and he sewed
 Used all the skills that he knowed
 But the wee thing won't stand at attention.

 John Bobbitt was never a loner
 In fact, he was known as a roamer
 His wife seized his prize
 And cut him to size
 Now he is his own organ donor.

 There once was a crime most venal
 One might say 'twas inches form renal
 It wasn't for sport
 That she made him so short
 Her intentions were nothing but penal.

 The Bobbitt case sure is a dilly
 Though it sounds a little bit silly
 He said she's the hacker
 Who lopped off his whacker
 She said she was trying to Free Willy.