The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:12 +0000
Hiya Folks... Here's what would happen if some companies went into the condom business... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- In today's world of safe sex, this is just one more thing to consider: Which Condom would you use...??? Nike Condoms : Just do it. Toyota Condoms : Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms : Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms : The freshmaker. Macintosh Condoms : It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Ford Condoms : The best never rest. Chevy Condoms : Like a Rock. EverReady Condoms : Keeps going and going ... KFC Condoms : Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms : Always the Real Thing. Microsoft Condoms : Where do you want to go today? Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Timex Condoms : Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.