The Loony Bin
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Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:12 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's what would happen if some companies went into the condom
business...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
In today's world of safe sex, this is just one more thing to consider:
Which Condom would you use...???
Nike Condoms : Just do it.
Toyota Condoms : Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms : Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms : The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms : It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms : The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms : Like a Rock.
EverReady Condoms : Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms : Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms : Always the Real Thing.
Microsoft Condoms : Where do you want to go today?
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Timex Condoms : Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.