Condoms...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:12 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's what would happen if some companies went into the condom
business...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

In today's world of safe sex, this is just one more thing to consider:

Which Condom would you use...???

   Nike Condoms      :  Just do it.
   Toyota Condoms    :  Oh what a feeling.
   Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby.
   Pringles Condoms  :  Once you pop, you can't stop.
   Mentos Condoms    :  The freshmaker.
   Macintosh Condoms :  It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
   Ford Condoms      :  The best never rest.
   Chevy Condoms     :  Like a Rock.
   EverReady Condoms :  Keeps going and going ...
   KFC Condoms       :  Finger-Licking Good.
   Coca Cola Condoms :  Always the Real Thing.
   Microsoft Condoms :  Where do you want to go today?
   Flinstones Vitamins  Condom Pack:  Ten million strong and growing.
   Timex Condoms     :  Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.