The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:20:25 +0000
Hiya People...
Here's one from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
What your car says about you:
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports
cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevett - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell'em
I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheelwell
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I
voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this
car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is
better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a
lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his
reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is
in the garage 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
Corp.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an
autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named
Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
drug deal
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women who would
otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad too liberal
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagen Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife