The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:14:28 +0000
Hiya Loonies... A story from heaven... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Gerty, Alice, Betty, and Caroline have died, so they go on up to heaven. When they get there, God greets them and says "Whatever you do, DON'T STEP ON THE BLACK CLOUD!!!" A few days later, Caroline sees Alice walking with this UGLY, UGLY guy. *Really* ugly. She says "Alice, What happened?" Alice miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud." A couple of days after that, Caroline sees Betty, walking with an even *uglier* guy. I'm talking REALLY, REALLY UGLY. Caroline says "What happened?" Betty miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud." A few days after that, Caroline sees Gerty walking with a hottie. He is REALLY cute. Any girl on earth would DIE just to go out with him. He's a real eye-popper. Caroline asks "What happened?" The GUY miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."