Heaven...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:14:28 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

A story from heaven...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Gerty, Alice, Betty, and Caroline have died, so they go on up to heaven.

When they get there, God greets them and says "Whatever you do, DON'T
STEP ON THE BLACK CLOUD!!!"

A few days later, Caroline sees Alice walking with this UGLY, UGLY guy.
*Really* ugly. 

She says "Alice, What happened?" 

Alice miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."

A couple of days after that, Caroline sees Betty, walking with an even
*uglier* guy. I'm talking REALLY, REALLY UGLY. 

Caroline says "What happened?"

Betty miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."

A few days after that, Caroline sees Gerty walking with a hottie. He is
REALLY cute. Any girl on earth would DIE just to go out with him. He's a
real eye-popper. 

Caroline asks "What happened?"

The GUY miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."