Forrest Gump...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:42:08 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's the world according to Forrest...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE


Forrest Gump                 Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer               People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson              Mmmmm, choolate
Forrest the Hun              Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons              Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera               People who like Chocolate..Next on 
                             'Forrest'
Forrest Jackson              Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner               Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare          Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the 
                             question
Forrest Of Borg              All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley              Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen                  I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine             I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura              Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper               People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner               What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with 
                             it?
Forrest Bones                Dammit jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of 
                             chocolates...
Forrest Spock                Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty               The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Christ               Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Rooney               Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler               Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara               Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee                  Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton              I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson             I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo                  Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig                  Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy
Forrest Marx                 That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've
                             ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson            You want chocolate, you can't handle 
                             chocolate
Forrest Copperfield          Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest X                    We didn't land in the box of chocolate
                             The box of chocolate landed on us!
Forrest Hitler               White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog             Someday we'll find it,
                             The chocolate connections
                             The plain ones,
                             The cream filled....and me...
Forrest Eastwood             I know what your thinking..
                             Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat 
                             six?
                             Well let me ask you...
                             Do you feel hungry PUNK?..well...DO YOU?
Forrest Barney               I'm cream filled, your with nuts.
                             We're a box of chocoluts
Forrest Adam and Eve         ADAM=Chocolates are forbidden
                             EVE=Just eat one....
Forrest Moses                I command the chocolates to separate!
Forrest Noah                 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut 
                             butter
Forrest Ali                  I am the chocolate boxer!
Forrest on phonics           Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine          Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest 900-line             oooh, can I suck your cream filled 
                             chocolates?
Forrest Dating Game/         Bachelor number two...
        Blind Date           if I was a piece of chocolate..
                             What would you fill me with?
Forrest Alimony              The Box is mine!
Forrest Adultery             You just can't have just one chocolate.
The Forrest plague           Ewww..these Chocolates are bad
Chief Justice Forrest Thomas  I never touched her milk-duds!
Forrest Andrews              The Hills are alive..like a box of 
                             chocolates
Forrest Allen                Chocolate, huroof..
Forrest Costello             Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbott               No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader                Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda                 There is a dark chocolate, and a light
                             chocolate..